Love this! Ozzy pretends to be wax figure and scares fans. LOL
I’m a friggin’ genius! I like working at my dining room table, by the window. But I don’t like the chair there. And I like the chair by my desk, but I don’t like working there. So guess what I did? Ready? OK, here it is: I took the CHAIR from my desk and put it by the dining room table! Right? I mean, now I have the CHAIR I want, in the PLACE I want, and am totally happy!...
Mubarak, your plane is ready– The streets of Egypt (via mabelmoments)
Chinese TV broadcasts a clip from Top Gun, claiming it’s a Chinese fighter pilot destroying a rival aircraft! LOL
The Unseen Victims of the Mexican Drug Trade →
“I’d get angry when I’d see the condition these horses were in,” Mr. Cowan said. “The smugglers would buy them or steal them on the Mexican side and then work them almost to death. They have horrible sores that can take months to heal up.” He recalled one horse he came across in Pima County, not far from the Mexican border, that had deep wounds in its hide, was clearly malnourished and was so...
I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they...– Elayne Boosler
Met a woman today who had the. most. adorable 8 week old puppy who she said was found in an abandoned field 2 weeks ago, and came running to her, with a wounded leg. The dog would have gotten eaten by coyotes, had it made it into the night. It’s one of the cutest, sweetest dogs I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’m glad it found a good home! All of this just goes to prove: people...
Pamela Kripke: How Urban Public Schools Have It... →
In order to fix the schools, as is the common parlance, the Bloombergs and Blacks need to fix the kids. First. But this would require a tectonic shift in philosophy, from penal to uplifting, from frenetic to calm, from dictate to reality. For there to be any hope for true achievement, these kids need to feel safe, respected and secure before prepositional phrases and periodic tables can...
Colbert’s awesome take on the Taco Bell “beef” situation. ;-)
This is my 1,000th @tumblr post. Woo! :-)