June 2010
Like something out of Monty Python...
There was an unusual match between Barbados and Grenada.
Grenada went into the match with a superior goal difference, meaning that Barbados needed to win by two goals to progress to the finals. The trouble was caused by two things. First, unlike most group stages in football competitions, the organizers had deemed that all games must have a winner. All games drawn over 90 minutes would go...
http://bash.org/?99060
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Cannibals!!!
I went to the market and was shocked to see it was run by cannibals. They were selling the remains of a guy named Chuck who’d been ground up!
reblog if you can take your bra off with your...
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factualfiction:
Hell yeah. I can also have an orgasm fully clothed. Big deal…
Ladies, amirite?
thefrogman:
Woooo! I’m freeboobing it!
Okay, confession time. I can’t figure out how to take off a bra at all.
(lovelymorphine / kindracantspell)
Learned that skill at a Mormon slumber...
Is it true that people with Type O blood make more mistakes when they type?
“Who cares, it’s done, end of story, will probably be fine.”
– A BP official regarding a cost-cutting measure taken days before the Gulf blowout http://huff.to/cpCnzj
“This oil spill is messing up everything. Fish sticks are like $12 a gallon.”
– Chris Rock
My new game
I invented this game where you stand on a Wii controller until you’re completely bored and depressed. I call the game “On Wii.”
How brothels can improve their business
Brothels should put out coupons like restaurants: “Order a prostitute and two drinks, and get a second prostitute of equal or lesser value free!” I think it would work.
