January 2011
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December 2010
“Ashton Kutcher says he’s preparing to ‘protect his family’ when the ‘system...”
– cute though.
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All I want is some squid, not to a make a stupid...
So, I was at the restaurant, and I ordered some fried squid. The waiter says, “Calla Mary?” And I’m like, “No, dude. I don’t wanna call Mary. I don’t even know who that is! You call her if you want to. But I’m not gonna call Mary. I just want some squid!”
The God Particle?
It’s funny how the theorized Higgs boson particle is called the “God particle” in popular parlance, because it’s theorized to be the way in which energy particles without mass acquire mass - as though mass is all there is to the universe.
I mean, if the “God particle” is the means by which mass comes into being, then what is responsible for the original energy...
In 1964, 50% of American kids rode their bikes to school. The obesity rate was 10%. In 2004, 3% of American kids rode their bikes to school. The obesity rate was 45%.
In 1964, 50% of American kids rode their bikes to school. The obesity rate was 10%. In 2004, 3% of American kids rode their bikes to school. The obesity rate was 45%.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/12/10/reese-witherspoon... →
Then Obama came out and he turned to Paul and said, ‘I loved you in I Love You, Man.’ I grabbed Paul and I was like, ‘Are you freaking out right now?’ He’s like, ‘I’m freaking out!’
http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/12/10/reese-witherspoon... →
Then Obama came out and he turned to Paul and said, ‘I loved you in I Love You, Man.’ I grabbed Paul and I was like, ‘Are you freaking out right now?’ He’s like, ‘I’m freaking out!’
Police Called In McDonald's French Fry Freshness... →
Police say a dispute over the freshness of french fries got heated at a McDonald’s in northern Ohio.
Authorities say a customer refused fries waiting Sunday night in their serving pouches at the restaurant near Sandusky. The manager insisted the fries were fresh.
Police say they were called when the customer said he wouldn’t leave until he got different fries. He told officers a...
